but is THIS the text post that gets 100,000 notes?
"i mean a date is too much but i’ll let you follow me on ig"
When I’m on the clock all my thoughts are like “oh woe is humanity life is suffering the universe runs on an engine of pain” and then when i get off, the thoughts are like “YAY CAN’T WAIT TO GET HOME AND EAT ICE CREAM AND WATCH FELICITY FUN FUN FUN LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND”
If you want a good cry, watch Susan Lucci’s emmy win.
I had a dream that I had a boyfriend who would bring me donuts to my bed in the morning.